I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

She met one.

 

In the "lounge" at Crocodile Rock I was asked to leave because I really enjoyed what was under the girl's shirt and I needed a better look..... I shouldn't have done that but alcohol made me do things I REALLY wanted to do......

 

See ? I didn't embellish much ...

 

I've yet to get thrown out of a "redneck" bar but it came close. In Galloway/North Little Rock I was at the bar behind the Petro and everyone but two straight up redneck dudes was cool with me. They were not shy about showing their displeasure at a Yankee invading "their turf". They were asked to leave and I went home with some 50 year old blond drunk woman.

 

Billy, my friend David and I were considered big pimpin because we were from the "big city", Las Cruces.

 

I need to spend the night at the Petro more often.

 

Lol. Sometimes that's all it takes. Rednecks don't like boys from the city, lol. Note to self, don't wear my "I love New Jersey" shirt below the Mason Dixon line...

 

Dude she was short and fat and not very pretty. But when it's dark and you're drunk, they're all super models.....

 

Plus I drove that loaded up 1999 Pontiac Grand Prix GT that I paid way too much for.

I miss that car. It had a traction control disable so I could make that 3800 do burnouts.

 

You described the girl I was making out with that night at the Pine knot.