I have been getting ready to prepare for OTR trucking...did I miss something ?

Need to practice telling lies,making excuses,bad-mouthing everybody and everything,complaining,knowing it all,peeing in parking lots,having no money, and just being mad at the world at times.



You will do fine. Next applicant please step forward.

 

think you gotta pretty good start going, Good Luck

 

Spit bottle with cig butts in it.

 

Funny thread. Learn to drink at least six large cups of coffee a day.

 

You need to practice wearing a Bluetooth headset in a restaurant and having an obnoxiously loud, profanity laden conversation. Also brush up on throwing a plastic bag full of trash and pee bottles within 2 feet of a garbage can without actually making it in the can. If done properly, the bag should open on impact sending the trash everywhere and leaving an empty bag to blow around.

 

Laughing so hard my head hurts!! Thanks

 

In the truckstop TV lounge, don't keep it a secret that you're a multi-millionaire & took up drivng because you got bored & that you donate your Navy retirement pension to charity because most retired Navy Seals do that. Tell them about that state trooper that was fawning over you with tears in his eyes and begging you not to call the Federal Marshalls Service because he asked to see your logbook without a search warrant.

 

think that about covers it.Welcome to trucking you do good out here.

 

you should prly reach down your pants and scratch your balls in public, or only in a truck stop if you arent comfortable at first...maybe while watching tv at the flying j or ta..