I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

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  1. cnsper

    cnsper Road Train Member

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    As Iong as no children were hurt you are good to go. We already know that the nuns and puppies were fine because you used a Prius.
     
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    Despite that kind of checkered past we all know what the bigger question is tho...

    If the hiring company does hair follicle testing or not...

    "Because honestly I don't have any hair! Honest that's why I want to know! HONESTLY!"

    unloader
     
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    lagbrosdetmi Box Monkey

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    It had a shift stick so will I be ok
     
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    marineman227 Dock Waterer

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    That will narrow down the list some. Most companies will exclude you because you know how to drive a stick shift. They don't want people that capable anymore
     
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    truckerlife74 Medium Load Member

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    Cr England has a lease truck waiting for you with no money down
     
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    cnsper Road Train Member

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    To turn it n the extra batteries? That's called a toggle switch.
     
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    See it is a automatic, a shift stick, to shift from N to D. Now a stick shift..... thats just bable talk
     
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    As long as the Obama certified prius wasn't hurt, society doesn't care about nuns anymore...probably not puppies either.
     
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    Oh crap!? Did the battery crack!? Acid! Acid!
     
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    Chicken Ranch in Nevada is looking for a shift manager, bar tender and security guard