I understand why so many bums hang around truck stops now

Standing outside all day in Arizona for $20 per hour sounds too hard. I think I'll stick to truck driving.

 

And I got my CDL by a government program. Interesting how different people react to charity, eh?

 

They are from the douche river valley.

 

Um, okay.

 

I'd tell him as long as it was good weed and beer knock yourself out. Don't go buying no Coors Delight with my donation

 

I've always wanted to stand on a good corner with a ratty cardboard sign that said

"I've got plenty of money but honk if you're horny."

 

It's easier just to pay them a dollar to go away sometimes. I mean its a dollar. Becoming more worthless as we speak.

 

Oh ok T.I. I guess you can have "whatever you like" with your fat stack of one dollar bills destroying your pocket.

Just messing with ya.

 

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Nowadays they don't want a one time donation. They want a monthly donation. Here just let us latch on your credit card like a leech.

 

Sorry, you got taken.

Certain truckstops are infested with bums. Pull off interstate past bums on the ramps, bums on the fuel line, more bums on way to eating area. And reverse on the way out. Write the stop off the list and do not stop there anymore.

We pretty much did everything in the truck except fuel. That eliminated most of the bums. "Beat it, we have nothing for you at all."