I want to open a Bakery!!

Gas or diesel powered oven? That's a deal breaker right there

 

Funny you should mention this...
I am recently working on becoming a part time surgeon during my 34 hour reset.
Now mind you I have never done surgery before but I did have a vasectomy once so I think I should be able to handle it ok , but I must also must admit that I was asleep at the time but I don’t really think that shouldn’t matter.
I spoke to another driver at the truck stop lunch counter the other day and he said I didn’t need all that fancy equipment to start off with.
He also shared a trade secret with me about how I can use my can of either from the truck to sterilize my butter knife and hacksaw that I’ll be starting out with.
He then told me I could use the same can of either to knock my patients out and I could also charge as an anesthesiologist as well as a surgeon making double on every patient.
You can obviously see I have done my homework here but I do have one question if anyone could help.
Does anyone know where I can get my own patients?
I tried a few brokers and they laughed at me for some reason and weren’t very helpful.

 

You should probably work in a bakery for at least one year to get your feet wet and understand the business, then after that, maybe that owner will lease you your own bakery, then you can pretend to have your own bakery.

 

Now we know this is a troll thread. He wants it sent by fedwrex knowing it will never make it,especially this time of year.

 

On the bright side you’ll get away with paying @AModelCat in Canadian $$

 

That requires extra permits... Lol

 

Kinda sounds like Prime- Pretending Its My Equipment...