Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

My flip phone has made a dispatcher somewhat mad before, but not me. I have had them want to look at it so they could set it up to take massages, and even want to teach me to text, but I always just tell them it does exactly what I bought it for fine, and that is just what I like about it. lol

 

At the mechanic shop...
We'll have it done in a few more days.
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat

 

Do you hang with the amish on the weekends too?

 

Those flip phones were a mother to text on.

 

You run a tablet with internet access. You don't give them any idea you have a tablet.
Use it for all your needs even watch movies.

@zep1218 Hey, jebediah is cool he pulled this prostar out of the gravel with his team of horses.

 

Who says I use my flip phone to text on. I have a personal phone for me and my friends.
Flip phone for business aka brokers and the other ilk
And tablet with movies, emails ect. For when and if I want to respond to a rate-Con. As well as a magic wand scanner 10" long by 2" wide and 2" high. For scanning paperwork to upload via email.

 

Why can’t you #### truckers just go 80 like everyone else on the ###### road?

 

Good back on subject at hand.
@Oxbow


4wheeler: calling 911 or company "this big truck wouldn't let me merge into the highway"

Company calling driver: "did you run a 4wheeler off the road again"

Driver:" No! Dang 4wheeler to impatient had to rush up and cut in front. Almost took off bumper"

Company: " Ohhhh,. Well don't let it happen again"

Driver:. SMH

 

LOL first day on the job pulling a transfer in Az.

Boss said we had a complaint on your driving today.
I ask if it was some broad in a blue blazer.
Yep, how did you know.
It was the only one I ran off the road.
Did you not see her.
Nope in fact I seen her more than I wanted and got tired of messing with her.
Hmm ok be careful. lol