Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

This happens more often than any of us want to think about

 

Drop your trailer, we will take it to Mexico and unload it for you. not good
2 hours later We are still trying to find somebody to tell you to drop your trailer. bad, very bad, and they find out just how bad. lol

 

My stomach..lol

 

You are here *points to maps drawn by preschooler* you’re gonna go here then hook a right then hook a left then when you see the curve you gonna follow it and it’s the building right by the blue sign. Then you go in cause I have a walkie but I can’t page or call them cause I’m just security.

“You gotta go through Chicago”

“Unloader/loader just went to lunch”

Have you been here before? You gotta watch this safety film from 1979

Pickup numbers don’t match... Dispatch: hmm that’s weird give us a moment we’ll call you back.

 

We made an error in payroll and you won't be getting paid this week.

 

That's when you park up lol

 

When a receiver gets in your face and screams that this load was supposed to be here last week, why are you late! This happened to me in NJ, I wasn’t late!

 

“Hey man, when do you plan on rolling”

 

When you break down, and the broker asks:
"What's your ETA?"

 

I had the wonderful luck of being born the right time that I could still witness the old paper ways of the ww2 generation in their silver years and the slow transition to the modern technology that exists today. Unlike the youngest generations born right into it, I can fully appreciate the old and new way. But as I’ve crossed out of my 4th decade, I find myself leaning toward the old ways and considered a phone such as this, though I fully know how the modern ones work.