Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

"Receiving closes at 3pm"

I've never understood that one.

 

What’s the hold up?
What lane do we need?
What’s the hold up?
What lane do we need?
What’s the hold up?
What lane do we need?

 

Sorry can't tell you what the pick up number starts with.

 

"You need to..."(Boss I don't need to do nothing. You NEED to Rephrase that.)

"Hot loading, hurry and get it quickly." (Going to be a 4 day fiasco waiting...)

"You are just a Driver [temp]" (30 something suit in a Mercedes of Little Rock.)

"What did you do to my truck?" (After you have suffered horrific trauma in a wreck not your fault)

 

Sir, we re out of coffee and cigarettes.

My union contract says I have to take a break.

Our showers are currently unavailable, sorry for the inconvenience.

We will be converting to a Love s or Pilot

 

"It's not my job. I don't know. I just work here."

Great. So I found the Company Idiot. That means that everyone else should be more competent.

"You...you're an arsehole!"

Yes, I am.

 

5,000 truckers before you backed into that dock, with LONGER trucks than a lousy 53 footer.

 

“Our company requires you to shower daily”

 

"I see trucks do it all the time"

 

Per city ordinance ###, no diesel engines allowed to idle more than 5 minutes, subject to $5,000 fine.