Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

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Roll in at 3 for a live unloading Dallas....sign on the window says shift change......
Dude behind the window says come back a little after 4
Come back at 415.....10 drivers waiting for the shift change to be over with....
Finally get to the front of the line at 445....
"Driver, drop it in the yard."

 

They probably start at 6 too. But electricity is what I was always told for closing early.

 

We’re putting this on your DAC.

 

Brings to mind the hogger walking around the Wendy's in Kirkwood ny this morning on her phone telling her son how to dump his GF .
Proof the northeast has white trash too.

 

All the pricks on the outside I bet

 

Dispatcher: can you drive drive 150 miles to ask the customer a question?

 

Yeah well just try ! Lol

 

I gain possession of that key first, then sneak truck off property. Walk back get permit lady for the necessary stuff for it.

Fuel and gone with a load.

Hoefully it will be a few days before anyone realizes that I possess a new truck.

Here is another line.

[Safety examined the engine computer in some detail going back weeks. Dispatch had been issuing BS times to be somewhere.]

Fast forward to today Safey sitting across from me

"You cant be that fast"

Data shows beyond proof that the truck is indeed fast.

Here is another, this time from dispatcher.

"Central Oh to Jersey 3 and half hours, you have done it before. Now you are late, what's the problem?"

What she did not know was down by the Junitia river I had to sit and nap 2 hours. There is common white line fever and then there is the kind that gets drivers killed. I had the second kind.

That was about a week before I left this company.

Another sentance.

"You cannot leave this company. We take advantage of you too much"

If that is not a admission of abuse I don't know what will.

 

Chicago:
yeah, there is a bridge just before you get to us, but I think you can get under it....