JB Hunt Hires a Chimpanzee

Or at the ol scalehouse??

 

WHAT??????
you are just cluing into this now?
this is why they have been automatics in the trucks--cause the chimps cant reach the clutch

 

The pay is so terrible even a monkey wouldn't do it.

 

I think we already have a chimp (short fat guy) working for us. We were hauling big concrete pipe up by the Kansas NASCAR track yesterday and when I backed up to the row to unload there were about 5-6 very over ripe bananas laying on the ground from the last driver.

 

Huh? I thought NoTarps.....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0YRm5Os1uQ

 

first to ALL of you posting the chimp commercials.....that's sum funny Sheet right there......!!!

next, W-G.....

we DO NOT get back our reputation. it was destroyed dozens of years ago, and will never recover, thanks in part to hollywood, tv news crews, and other various media that is constantly "laying in wait" for a dumb driver to muck up.......

the ever constant problems at some CDL Mills, the news stories of raids on illegal schools, corruption at some DMV's where licenses are handed out for a "special fee", you name it......the reputation of us being "Knights of the Road" will never, ever come back.

there is still and always will be the "me first, me only" attitudes of drivers........as NO ONE sticks together.......

 

well this all figures, as there are some drivers now that are happy with a pair of sweat pants and a place to sleep. So JB has found a new batch that don't need sweatpants! I'm guessing this will only last until they figure out who that they can get to drive without having to buy all those expensive bananas!