JB Hunt Hires a Chimpanzee

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ICE ROAD MONKEYS

 

These guys use monkeys, apes, orangutangs, and baboons to do computer programming and various software maintenance issues for under $ 1 per hour....located in Des Moines, IA. These desk jockeys could become truck jockeys some day....

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For a low, fixed per-hour cost under one dollar per hour, we can handle all your software maintenance needs from Des Moines. Our primates receive C#.NET training, ASP.NET training, Java training, JSP training, VB.NET training and general .NET training. All of our primates have received VB6 training and basic ASP training. They also get training in ORACLE, XML, C++, VB3, VB4, VB5, VB6, and COBOL. Call for details on J2EE skills available.
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Software Testing
Software testing must be built into successful software projects. All testing is handled by our multiple Baboon colonies. At Primate Programming Inc. we offer the lowest prices worldwide for quality software testing. All testing must be performed here at our campus due to the howling and air quality issues with Baboons.

 

all i can remember right now, is the debacle in the state of TN i believe where swift got its school shut down because of the onsite testing and drivers(i say this with a question mark?) were getting their licenses while still being unable to pass the tests..???? (something like that)..

and NO...even with CSA, we will NOT get our reputation back. all that'll "probably happen" is that in time the general public will hear about this (CSA) and the drivers eventually losing their jobs, and the public will say, "good riddance, finally"......but we will STILL BE low-life scumbags. the only time we "improve our reputation"...??

is when each and everyone of us retire, and turn in our CDL license for a "regular license", and become the "general populace".......only THEN will WE BE respectable men and women........

 

It went off the air in 1981 and it was a TV series , pilot movie prior to TV show was under another name MISADVENTURES OF SHERRIFF LOBO or something like that.

 

a "few" more years for me too bubba.....

my problem, can i retire at 62 (like i REALLY want to)......or will i have to go to 65.....or even 68.....instead..........

 

my SS benefits will be less than if at 65/68