Just some of the stupid things I see

Had a first yesterday. Stop this driver and ask for all the usual stuff to do the inspection. Well............did I get an education. He starts spouting off about the US Marshalls are going to lock me up. Pulls out a paper and wants me to sign this sheet that I am violating his rights, 4th and 5th amendment. That all he has to show me is his CDL. After standing there and laughing at him for 10 minutes as he carried on, he didn't see the humor in all the tickets he received and the 10 hour "break" he also received. I looked at his paper he wanted me to sign. I thought a 4th grader wrote this document. Amazing someone can not spell amendment, constitution, or even Marshall correctly.

 

Had a funny moment yesterday as well. Two weeks ago I was riding in my truck minding my own business off duty. When this filthy 4 door with a pizza delivery sign stuck on the roof rolls up behind me. Guy starts to pass me, I look over at him and he shoots me the finger. Guess I wasn't driving fast enough for him. So I got a good luck at the fella and the car and wrote his tag number down. Knowing I would see him again. So low and behold I'm patrolling a two lane road and this same car pulls out in front of me. Pizza delivery sign and all. So I watch this guy and he keeps picking up speed. All the way to 70 in a 50 zone. So I stop him, 6 pizzas in the front seat, on a delivery run. I couldn't resist so I had to stop him. I walk up and get his horsepower. All I can say is little man syndrome must be a beetch. This guy is spouting off running his mouth from the moment I greet him. One of the biggest pricks I have dealt with in a while. I go back and what would you know, his license is suspended. Well.......there were 6 pizzas that didn't get delivered yesterday. Guess I should have taken them with us, when I dropped him off at the jail, he could have made friends quickly. Funny how things work out.

 

The way the man spelled it! Amenment, constution too!