Just some of the stupid things I see

No.......but thats a good name for them. Don't know if it's being used but that would be a good fit.

 

Had another one yesterday that made me laugh pretty good. Had this fella stop who did not have his license with him. So the fella gives me his buddy's name. A record check revealed the name he gave was suspended and revoked. So I lock him up and go to book him. Fingerprint and send the prints off to be checked by the FBI to positively identify him. About 20 minutes later I get a response back saying the fingerprints are someone totally different. So to play along with this dumb$$$ I contact the DMV's of the respective State's this guy and the "fake name" were from to obtain both driver's license pictures. Less than 3 minutes later both pictures are emailed to me which definately confirms this fella has some explaining to do. So to watch him tap dance I interview him on videotape in our interview room which will be entertaining in court. He continues the lie for about 15 minutes on how he lost his wallet, how he did this and that. Worked for this company and that company. Which previous inspection history showed that his "buddy" did work for that company. However the look on his face was priceless when I dropped the two license pictures in front of him and the fingerprint analysis. He then just smiles and said "I guess I should just shut up." You think! You got to love when a guy is suspended, uses a fake name and that name is also suspended.

 

Didn't ask and didn't care.

 

I got it Rich, but wasn't going there.