Just some of the stupid things I see

I have it figured out.

He is either west of the Mississippi or east of it.

 

But maybe north or south too!

 

Now you ruined it.

I was closing in on him.

 

Just listen on Channel 19......"Hey Westbound.....Got a Diesel Bear sitting in the center facing your side......".....

 

I've got a sure fire way to sniff him out...

First, have a recapper grind all the tread off your tires so they are completely smooth. Then log a 2500 mile coast-to-coast trip in just six hours. Stop at the beer store, get a case of Blatz, and drink most of them, throwing the empties all over your cab. Finally, drive 67 mph in a school zone while blowing your horn and running over little old ladies.

This should attract diesel bears from a six state area. When they book you into jail, scream, "Diesel beaaarrr" at the top of your lungs.

He'll be the one giving you the knowing glance as they lock you in a padded cell. In about 150 years or so, when they finally let you out, you can tell the rest of us where he lives.

 

Ok...but you first!!!!!!........

 

He is with the Special Op Forces div of the FMCSA.

 

But now they confused me and said you might be north of the Mason Dixon line or south of it.

Might just have to give up.