Leasing and driving a Volvo

We may have struck a nerve.

 

Scooter must be one of those track suit adidas wearing white volvo drivers.

 

Better than fat smelly slob with dirty nascar hat

 

Driving a Volvo is just like driving a Freightliner, it's Ok a long as no one sees you.

 

At least Freightshaker has the FLD. I'd wouldn't be caught dead in a nasty Volvo. No doubt the ugliest trucks ever.

 

I'm sure his cab smells amazing.

 

I drive a 2016 Volvo Day Cab. It has a little over 70,000 miles and hasn't given me too much trouble. It's has a 4 car head rack on it. I haul
Cars on an 11 car stinger. I had a choice of a Pete or Volvo. I chose the Volvo because they ride better and have more room in the day cab.
It also has an auto shift transmission and I love it. After 37 years I've done all the gear shifting that I need to do. It will spoil you.

 

Grow up

 

Ok so here are some new ones:

Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a fat chick's apartment?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the apartment.

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Kenworth tow truck's fuel efficiency.

Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

According to a new poll 91 percent of drivers are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent drive a Volvo.

 

LOL^

Ready to put some miles in today for some random "multi-lingual" Chicago area trucking company ready to pay you 6000-8000 a week.