Legend of CB Rambo

We've all seen the Rambo movies,
and John Rambo was a hellofa man.

But he must have a brother with a CDL
cause I hear him on the citizens band.

He's worse than the guy with no panties on
the stupid trucker and the roger beep

or the good buddy offerin BJs
cause Rambo makes ya so made ya can't sleep.

He's a mean son-of-a-##### with a roadking mike
I hear him wherever I go.

a cobra 29 is the weapon of choice
of the ol cb rambo.

He can whip ur ### without leavin his truck
and his hobby is sturring up ####

He's got a black belt in verbal smackdown
He talks trash for the fun of it.

But he met his match at a Flyin J
when his gums flapped once too often.

Cause when he crossed swords with a real live combat vet
He drove the last nail in his own coffin.

See that ol Marine weren't havin none of it
and his patience was given out fast.

With narry a word he parked his truck
and stopped a mud hole in Rambo's ###.

So a warning to would-be Rambos
before you call a truck driver "BOY"

you'd better check his DD-214
cause he might be the real McCoy.