Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

If you "hit 'em in the head with the tire knocker,"
believe me, the cops WILL do something about that.
They'll arrest YOU for assault and battery,
intent to do great bodily harm, attempted murder, or murder.

And if all y'all do is threaten 'em with violence, and/or
callin' the police, y'all might wake up with 18 flat tires.
Or, their pimp might do to you, what you threaten to
do to his girls.
Then, there are those out there who'll pump sleepin' gas into y'all's
Big truck, and take what they want while y'all are sawing logs.

 

Also never stay at a stop near the porno places. and some rest areas now have employees that work at night to keep out the lizards.
I have more of a problem with beggars,

 

So what do you do when the pimp decide to shoot you? Block the bullets with the tire knocker?

 

Well he has to have something i like ..... ive been in and out of his life half of mine or so forever it seems..... this time i think i staying LOL

 

Y'all sound like a couple of keepers.
Here's to the next 45 years ------->

 

This image is bugging me no end. I just can't wrap my mind around the concept of a knocker knocking. In my experience, they're much too soft and .. well.. smushy to do any real knocking.

 

Twenty years ago we would hang a white paper towel on the hood. Stuff it in the grill. Meant not to bother. But that was then, and this is now. I can't remember the last lot lizard I have seen out here. I guess I am just lucky.

Mike

 

That's what the nipple rings are for... so you can hear it when the knockers are knocking!

 

Well thank you ........... just dropped in to wish ya a good Thanks Giving

 

you give them lizards to much credit most do not have pimps they have dealers that get all that money when they go buy crack.i also bet if when you tell the police on the phone that they are trying to get in your truck they will not do anything to you when they have to come out there for you defending yourself from them trying to force themselves into your truck.if they aren't smart enough to leave when i tell them that i am clling the cops they will wise up i assure you.most want nothing to do with the cops.i also agree with some that have said watch where you park but sometimes you do not have alot of choice.