Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

I feel for you and her, man. That's a total pain in the . sitdownupon.

I'm not sure how my wife does it. No, she'd never be asked to appear in Playboy (or any of the other great literature). But I've seen it - people do NOT mess with her. They don't generally approach

Just wanna clear up a little nit, though - the Mace is the stick with the knob on the end (usually with nasty pointy things). The device with stick, ball, AND chain is a mourningstar.

 

thanks for the info lurch.. i always crack up if picture the wife chasing some with a mourningstar ( ) ....

 

My step mom says, for Christmas, she's gonna get my hubby a sticker to put on his truck that says Lot Lizards with a circle around it and a line across it.

I don't think he will be able to put it on his company truck but it will be a good laugh when he opens it.

 

There was actually one of those on the very first truck I was assigned!

 

I like that idea... mace, the kind with a spiked ball...drivers might show a little more respect to her. #### shame. It's something about acting like they never saw a female before, just sad. Guess that's why the lot lizzards survive.

 

Lot Lizards engage in the world's oldest profession.
They've been around even longer than Big truck truck drivers.
Imagine that.
Can it then be assumed that they have job security?

 

My only thought is that - at least in the past as I don't have to park in truck stops and rest areas and all kinds of strange places anymore - if a half-woman comes knocking at your door and you answer it - be really nice. There's a fancy car parked somewhere with a ####y dude that has weaponry and will use it if he feels the need. You know, the pimp portion of this equation? Of course, that was the "old" days - though I have serious doubts much has changed in that particular industry.......

 

Yep, Shockey, you are correct. As long as big truck drivers are willing to pay for their services, their "jobs" are secure.

 

Now all you single guys have a chance at public service here. If approached by a lot lizard, ask her to accompany you into the shower. She can wash your backside, and get cleaned up herself. Give her $10 for the service. Not only are you double clean, but so is she. At least for the next driver she services.
I always told them I was too tired to get it up, and too broke to pay for the services.
Thanks anyway ma'am.