Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jedi_tev, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. honor roll

    honor roll Road Train Member

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    My hubby tells this one all of the time
     
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  3. jedi_tev

    jedi_tev Light Load Member

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    Safety mngr told us that one on the way back from lunch today, lol.
     
  4. honor roll

    honor roll Road Train Member

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    Have you hear the can you give the lady a lift one?
     
  5. miseryonwheels

    miseryonwheels Bobtail Member

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    maybe.. how much does she weigh?

    I just wanted to bring up that I was once approached by a young male amish hooker. yea, beard and all. How do you scare them away if they aren't scared of going to hell? LOL
     
  6. ZiggyPhugno

    ZiggyPhugno Bobtail Member

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    When my idol control shuts off the truck the lights will blink, only once has a lot lizard knocked...
     
  7. lonewolf4ad

    lonewolf4ad Road Train Member

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    you aim a shotgun between his legs and tell him there's worse things than dying?
     
  8. northstarfire0693

    northstarfire0693 Medium Load Member

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    LOL...Thats great:sex:
     
  9. schlepper004

    schlepper004 Light Load Member

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    I just can't get my mind around that one!
    I mean, WHO would use his services??:biggrin_2555:
     
  10. Thylanes

    Thylanes Light Load Member

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    You don't want to know...trust me.
     
  11. schlepper004

    schlepper004 Light Load Member

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    What?
    Are you saying Mr. Furry was the Belle of the Ball? :biggrin_25525:
     
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