Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jedi_tev, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. northstarfire0693

    northstarfire0693 Heavy Load Member

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    Originally Posted by miseryonwheels [​IMG]
    maybe.. how much does she weigh?

    I just wanted to bring up that I was once approached by a young male amish hooker. yea, beard and all. How do you scare them away if they aren't scared of going to hell? LOL




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  3. Lurchgs

    Lurchgs Road Train Member

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    I'd have thought CR England would be high on that list ...
     
  4. MO family man

    MO family man Heavy Load Member

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    I can live with the ladies working the parking lots as long as they aren't too persistant with the knocking. The one I am getting tired of however is the homos in the rest areas. Since when is acceptable to hit on someone while they are in their most natural sitting postion? I had another such encounter with a pickle smuggler in NC yesterday. I feel that if I can't use a ladies room because I may be sexually attracted to them then these limp wrist should not be allowed in the men's can. :biggrin_25516:
     
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  5. DOTRA

    DOTRA Light Load Member

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  6. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Here's a couple of suggestions. Dump your urine bottle out the window when they knock, then say "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you there."

    You could also boobytrap your truck to electricute anyone who touches the body.

    Both are very likely to discourage repeat solicitation of "commercial company."
     
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  7. AfterShock

    AfterShock Road Train Member

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    And could also get'cha arrested.
    Or 18 flat tires and/or empty fuel tanks.
     
  8. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Well you're just no fun at all tonight, are you?
     
  9. AfterShock

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    I just didn't want to give any newBees bad ideas.
    SOME carry it a tad too far --- like the driver in Fontana who
    solved the problem with a shotgun.

    I doubt he'll have that problem again --- where he is now. :biggrin_25512:
     
  10. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Aahh... okay. Then let me add a disclaimer.

    Rookies, my 2nd post back was made entirely in jest. Please do not take it seriously.
     
  11. AfterShock

    AfterShock Road Train Member

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    Resist the urge. :biggrin_25525: :biggrin_25523:

    Truth be knowed, I've thought of doin' a LOT worse, ---
    ESPECIALLY after the fifth or sixth knock.
    I remember a night in Oklahoma City when I didn't get ANY
    sleep because of the constant knockin'.
    About every 1/2 hour, a different knocker was knockin'.
     
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