Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jedi_tev, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. walleye

    walleye Road Train Member

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    So technically that was four knockers per hour????
     
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  3. notarps4me

    notarps4me Road Train Member

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    Oh I am sure he is still getting solicited............. however ya spell it...:biggrin_2554:
     
  4. AfterShock

    AfterShock Road Train Member

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    Give or take.
    Knock on wood. :biggrin_255:

    NopE! :biggrin_25512:
    Not since I put that life-sized cardboard poster of
    Janet Reno dressed in a
    REMEMBER WACO T-shirt --- in the jump seat. :biggrin_25521:

    HeY!
    Don't knock it.
    :laughing-guffaw:
     
  5. kimmeegoose

    kimmeegoose Light Load Member

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    Hubby got some good advise from a seasoned trucker. He told hubby that before the lot lizard or professional panhandler can utter a word, ask them if you can bum a cigarette (or .50 for a cup of coffee). Explain that you are flat broke and out of smokes (or in need of your daily dose of caffiene) and would really appreciate one. The guy said that the riff raff will inform all others and you will be left alone because you are just a bum. I thought it sounded like a good plan, what do the rest of you think?
     
  6. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    That could work! Panhandle the panhandlers and other riff raff. I'll have to pass that on to my hubby!
     
  7. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    Well, it sounds good. But what happens when you try to bum a cigarette and this filthy piece of humanity reaches into a filthy pocket and with her filthy hand pulls out a cigarette? Are ya actually gonna put it in your mouth and light up????? :biggrin_25513:
     
  8. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    True that! Maybe just ask them if they have $50 you can have instead.
     
  9. rikdev50s

    rikdev50s Medium Load Member

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    That would be a He double hockey sticks NO! Dang-it did you have to really ask? My skin is crawling just thinking about that...YUCK:biggrin_2554:
     
  10. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Doesn't that 'picture' just sort of make your day?
     
  11. Knife Edge

    Knife Edge Heavy Load Member

    Oh my No way..... Amish male...... isnt that a sin againest their elders or something..... well i have no clue ..... Say No thanks and park somewhere else..... better not he might come knock the door again LOL.......
     
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