Lot lizards, OD's, and hot monsters Oh my

Have yet to see even one.

 

If I owned a truck stop, it would have to have entertainment also. They are the most boring places on earth. I'm unsure why anyone stops, except to grab a bit of fuel, and be gone 10 mins later. Even the food and coffee tends to be subpar.

They should encourage working girls to be there, and more. Have a stripper bar, movie theater, bowling alley, internet cafe, great food, huge truck washes with ample staff to hand wash trucks, some live music a few nights a week, gym, helicopter sight seeing tours, motel rooms, post office box service, book store, mechanic on duty 24/7 and more.

 

Could you include a russian bath house with bikini clad beauties handing out towels??

 

MERCY !!.. that's a hellva set up..... Enforce a dress code too .. No flip floops.. or track suits...or towels on your head..... You should have a dedicated parking lot for the Swift trucks .. have all kinds of cameras for the lot with a live feed to 1 of your movie theaters.. so your customers could bet on the hourly collateral damage

 

How about a health clinic to check the working girls for STDs and HIV?

 

Im on it! I’ll get back to you.

 

Probably, but first I'll need to google what it is.

 

Great idea.

And with every 20 gallons of diesel you purchase, you get a free Trojan.

 

I'am guessing those lizzards got STDs that Trojans wouldn't save you

 

Thankfully I will never find out.