Love's to require face masks at all stores

I FREAKING LOVE MASKS. I no longer have to see as many ugly faces, or smell as much bad breath, or look at as much snot or chew drool.

 

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Pretty much the way I see it. I'm not sure masks help, but if I'm hungry and see a two for 5 Big Mac deal I would use panties for a mask if required.

 

I’m still scared. (Mommy and Lester Holt told me to be!)

 

If the whole world starts walking around with diapers on their faces, will babies run out of them to wear on their butts?

 

You mean like what this woman did??
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures