Article from Patriot United News byMark Megahan "When the Tennessee Highway Patrol first spotted the Honda Accord it was parked and “partially blocking the highway” in Dowelltown. The second they activated the red and blues, 39-year-old Tyson Gilbert “took off.” When “I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time,” Trooper Bobby Johnson reports. He was apparently already flying, seemingly high on something. That’s the only reason anyone can think of for what he did next. It turned into a chase involving “multiple police departments and two branches of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.” As the press is describing, during the pursuit, Gilbert threw his own phallus “out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track.” Trooper Johnson explains that “he turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop.” When he “opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood.” The chase wasn’t over yet though. “He then shut his door and kept driving.” A THP spokesperson “couldn’t confirm the state of the man’s #####, or whether anyone found it on the road and took it to the hospital for him, because of HIPAA privacy laws.”" Read the article here...
WTF??? Smart money says he’s on bath salts-even then people using that don’t remove their own “equipment”!!! I actually feel sorry for the guy.. I’ve heard of desperate times calling for desperate measures but ****!!!
Hope the dumb ### bled to death. Have no sympathy for people like that. Yes I am a cold heartless prick
well, if someone did find his "thingy", maybe it got taken to a BBQ..?? for other drug addicts that would eat anything..?? maybe taken to an adult store for a refund..?? maybe taken to a retirement home for the old ladies..?? maybe picked up by a squirrel..??? maybe picked up by a hawk and taken to the nest for the young family to gorge on..?? maybe i ran out of things to say..????????
Maybe,but it still worked!!LMFAO Maybe this guy thought that throwing his junk out might create a speed bump to slow the police down!!!
Maybe he committed rape and felt guilty and so decided to mutilate himself.... no doubt he was very high on something....
Some rapper in Las Vegas did that a few years ago while performing on stage. He cut it off and threw it out into the audience. A few days later he posted on his Twitter account to his fans that surgeons reattached it and it is working fine. The reality is, it wasn't reattached and he must spend the rest of his life without it.
