Mexico Training School

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  1. ddog

    ddog Light Load Member

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    They will own the roads and control wages like Walmart and Home Depot crowding out all competitors. Its easy!

    Special - 2 day school for $39.95 including 2 day stay Juarez-Mexico, onyx chess set, sombrerro, and carved walking cane you can not bear weight on.

    Class includes:
    - Smuggling unobstructed Illegal Aliens to all parts of the country (Walmart merchandising distribution strategy),
    - Putting out fuel fires in fire trap trucks,
    - Leaving flaming truck on the side of road with tag plates in hand,
    - Changing tires on the side of the Interstate,
    - Changing gears,
    - bottlenecking gringo cities during morning and evening rush hour traffic (same as item below),
    - Mexican 18 wheeler Interstate drag racing (same as item above), and
    - getting out of any State Patrol ticket with the magic words: "no comprende englesse senior!"

    Seating is limited to the first 300,000 customers.
     
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  3. Big Duker

    Big Duker "Don Cheto"

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    You forgot about the advanced LOW RIDER training!:biggrin_2559:
     
  4. Ronnocomot

    Ronnocomot Road Train Member

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    Statements like these make me hope they do put you out of a job.
    Won't be such a comedian flipping burgers.
     
  5. Pete_379X

    Pete_379X Super Chrome

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    Someone is a little sensative.
     
  6. KenMx

    KenMx Bobtail Member

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    :biggrin_2559:
    Yes!!! Im signing up for The advanced lowrider class
     
  7. Paluche

    Paluche Light Load Member

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    HAHA, it funny but holds a dire truth to it. You guys know who owns Trans Mex?
     
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