MOOOOO!

1) they herd (get it they HERD) that the BBQ place down the road was open for business?

2) they wanted to make a SLOOW get-a-way??

3) they wanted to MOOOOVE (get it....moooved?) as far off the road as possible

4) i got nuffin else.....

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

Seems like a bunch of bull to me

 

Mooooooo!

 

@buddyd157 is a find stand in if I'm not about to grace you all with bad puns that will moove you.

An Buddy is just as sarcastic as me. To quote a wise green 3 foot tall jedi master..."The force is strong with this one". it could just be a cowincidence, or not

It would behoove me if you all would give him a fair chance. Sometimes it takes a bit to feel comfortable milking a pun for all it's worth.

I bet if those cows had used cowculus they could've figured out a safer way. Everything is solvable with math they say.

Cows running down a highway, can't call them cowherds can you?

Talk about a milkshake..

If there were any female cows were injured and didn't make it, that's a big missteak.

Get the true story from all involved will be like bulling teeth.

I hope the driver wasn't distracted by the moosic.

I bet the driver drank decalf coffee.

I think you learned your lesson after the last time you summoned me to a thread that hadn't been graced with my bad puns.

Now you let others do your dirty work.

Ya'll should get some sleep, it's pasture bed time.

Be safe all, the puns may make you want to commit murder but they are in good fun.

Sirscrapntruckalot - I knew a cow once related to a noble. Perhaps you've herd of Sir Loin?

 

You're puns always make me smile.