More Bud Light.....what's the deal??

Discussion in 'Trucking Accidents' started by Opus, Sep 14, 2022.

  1. BennysPennys

    BennysPennys Road Train Member

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    Beer Run!


    B double, E double R U N beer run
    B double, E double R U N beer run
    All we need is a ten and fiver
    A car and key and a sober driver
    B double, E double R U N beer run

    A couple of frat guys from Abilene
    Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
    At the Kpei swine and sworay dance
    They wore baseball caps and khaki pants

    They wanted cigs so to save a little money
    They got one from this hippie who smelt kinda funny
    And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry
    And pretty thirsty tooo

    B double, E double R U N beer run
    B double, E double R U N beer run
    All we need is a ten and fiver
    A car and key and a sober driver
    B double, E double R U N beer run

    Found a store with a sign said, "Their beer was coldest"
    So they sent, in Brad, 'cause he looked the oldest
    He got a case of beer and a candy bar
    Walked over to where all them registers are

    Layed his fake ID on the counter top
    The clerk looked and turned and looked back up
    And stopped and said, "Boy, I'm not gonna call the cops
    But I'm gonna have to keep this card"
    The guys both took it pretty hard

    B double, E double R U N beer run
    B double, E double R U N beer run
    Oh, how happy we would be
    Had we only brought a better fake ID
    B double, E double R U N beer run

    They found this another old hippie named Sleepie John
    He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song
    So they gave him all the cash, he bought 'em some brooze
    Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz

    They were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime
    The crowd was cool and the band was prime
    They made it back up front to their seats just in time
    To sing with all their friends
    "The road goes on forever and the party never ends"

    B double, E double R U N beer run
    B double, E double R U N beer run
    All we need is a ten and a fiver
    A car and key and a sober driver
    B double, E double R U N beer run
    B double, E double R U N beer run
     
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