Murphys Law in the truckerverse

The car behind you, taking the next exit, will pass you before doing so.

The car in the acceleration lane, travelling as fast or faster than you, will brake at the end of the merge area, regardless of the distance ahead of you it may be.

 

There won't be a car for ages, anywhere around, but once you slow down to look for an address so you don't pass it there will be a car right on your bumper.


Same thing with moving over for something on the freeway. Always a car materializes out of thin air ha

 

It will lunch time at the next 3 del's

 

As soon as I turn on my blinker the people in the next lane will always speed up.

 

And my worst day went like this, get to a del at 9:25 am, they break 9:30-9:45, i have to wait, get done round 10. Next stop i get to at 10:35, they break 10:30-10:45, i wait, get out around 11. Next one i get to at 11:20, they luch 11:30-12. I call the boss this time... yup im waiting.. next stop, yup they lunch 12:30 to 1, called again, yup waiting agsin... yes that happened... only once. Now i dont call for the wait/no wait order... i just leave

 

If your truck is governed st 62 (like mine), you will end up behind a truck going 61.

If you wash your truck, it will rain or snow later that day or the next day.

If you deliver to a receiver with only one dock door, as soon as you check in, an ltl truck will materialize and back into the dock ahead of you.

Where there's one ltl truck, two or three more will be right behind him.

No matter where you park in a customer's yard, you will always be in someone's way.

If you park in front of one trailer in a yard with hundreds of them, that's the trailer the yard driver will need.

If you go number two before eating anything at Denny's, you will be going number two again right after.

the nicer the name of the truck stop, the dirtier it will be.

 

If you have any issue with weight or your out of hours that last scale house will always be open.

 

Wow. Kinda like a matrix of some sort.