Murphys Law in the truckerverse

You have to brake hard to avoid the Toyota Prius (it's always a Prius) that #### near scrapes your bumper getting into your lane, and it's always at the bottom of an uphill grade, killing your momentum.

 

You pull out to pass some slower traffic. Some 'good samaritan' pulls in from the fast lane to make sure the trucks don't go too fast.

(It's happened to me several times now)

 

It's been a few days since your last shower. You finally have time to take one & find the closest spot to your current location...just so happens you've never been here before.

You get to the shower only to realize that you would probably be cleaner if you didn't step into this.

 

The chances your GPS will freeze up is inversely proportional to your need for directions.

 

LOL where did you stop? The motel out of any horror movie ever made?

unloader

 

This was @ a park.

 

The ability to communicate is inversely proportional to the importance of what must be said.

 

When you finally get a decent break, there are no good restuarants or stores nearby. And the the only truck stop has a mud lot and one toilet in the middle of the restaurant.

 

The customer wants to have lunch holding you up JUST long enough that you hit shift change at the border, and the USDA guys show up an hour and a half late. Yeah, that's another night on the road instead of my own bed. Thanks Uncle Sam!