My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

Stumbled on a driver watering the grass this morning. He apologized profusely. I didn't care or even look. I really don't mind so I just said no problem. Now I'm kicking myself for not saying..no Big deal.

 

The other day I was out in the yard peeing in some potted plants and my neighbor was looking at me pretty funny.
So I asked, what? Haven't you see a truck driver before.

 

"No Big deal;" Ha - I see what you did there.
Sarcasm - it's what's for breakfast!

 

Don't forget lunch and dinner.

 

Dude my floor of my truck is clean enough to eat off from, and I go onto a farm and in dairies on a daily basis.

If a drip happens while using the orange juice bottle than outcomes the windex and a paper towel.
God knows what could be tracked into the sleeper if I let my shoes go beyond the drivers mat after going in for a pee, or God Forbid sitting in a stall with another guy who thinks flushing is something you do after you stand up and put your pants back on.

 

Do you flush before you sit down?

 

Now that I think of it... What are you doing in a stall with another guy anyway?

 

What? Your supposed to have your own Stall? Ohh the tricks those trainers played on us Rookies.

 

LOL