My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

That poor lady must get tired of swiveling her head back and forth

 

Hey I pulled that maneuver when I was like 12, while my dad was having a conversation with the DOT behind us and yes I find it funny to this day.

 

Well you have those dogs that hump everything in sight.....

 

Sorry but I'm gonna be laughing in the morning over that one yet.

 

Remember the scene from the parking garage where he's caught peeing? Told the guard he would get uromisitisis if he didn't pee.

 

I've been trying to keep track of my urinations since this thread started, and the topic of dehydration came up.

I reckon I drink about 1-1/2 gallons, mostly water, coffee, milk daily.

I still think I only pee 3 or 4 times. They are quite extensive pees though. And two MONSTER ones at night in the lot.

I do need a ruling on the one at 4am though, does this count as a day time or night time pee?

 

Day time. No doubt. Now, if we were talking about 3 am, I’d say that’s “mostly” nighttime. But 4 am? No doubt daytime. Lol

 

You know if you piss in a jug you can keep better track of whether your hydrated or not by how much your pissing.

 

You can tell how hydrated you are by looking at your cuticles. If they are dry, you are dehydrated.