My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

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  1. TaterWagon#62

    TaterWagon#62 Medium Load Member

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    Ahem. A little story.

    It seems that about once every ten years I pass a kidney stone that rips its way down my urethra. I'm on vacation and it happens. Taking a leak, ow, peeing blood. Makes a heck of a mess.

    I know I need some scrips to deal with the tears while they heal. I call my insurance company and get permission to be sick and go to a local urgent care.

    I walk in and explain to the nurse what is up and what I will need. She seems annoyed. She is dismissive of my claim to have "blood in my urine" and is acting the right proper ##### to be honest. She gives me a specimen bottle and sends me into the bathroom to collect a sample.

    The look on her face when I handed her a full specimen cup of blood with a little urine in it almost made the pain of peeing it worthwhile. :laughing6: Her demeanor was strangely different from that point on.
     
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  3. Trucking in Tennessee

    Trucking in Tennessee Road Train Member

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    B12 is amazing. Better than an energy drink.
     
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  4. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    I've lost track of my pee count since I've been on hometime.
     
  5. rolls canardly

    rolls canardly Road Train Member

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    This thing's still going?
    DIE ALREADY!!!
    PISS BOTTLE, PISS BOTTLE, PISS BOTTLE!!!!
     
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  6. Jwhis

    Jwhis Heavy Load Member

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    Apparently pee pee is a popular topic among truck drivers
     
  7. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    That’s the sad part. It wouldn’t be if people weren’t such pigs.
     
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  8. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Well there you go. What we need is an official TTR think tank to solve problems such as urination placing.
     
  9. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    One suggestion could be electrifying parking lots. :angel12: :laughing6:
     
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  10. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Probably fry all the elogs & ECM's
     
  11. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Perhaps, but it’s a good bet public pissing would be a mistake not soon repeated. ;)
     
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