My song 'Shower Shoes'

***sung to the tune of 'Abacab' by the English prog rock ensemble Genesis:

Look out on the fuel lanes, up on the docks.

Drivers are wearing, something worse than Crocs.

There's footsteps approaching, but there's no way that they're Red Wings.

Do you think they are lame? Tell me do you think they are lame?

You should never wear (and you know it)
They'll stop and stare (Shower Shoes!)
But they're everywhere (Shower Shoes!)



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