Need comfortable driving outfits

OMG. I entered a large nicely kept guard shack at a very nice dairy the other night

The Stench coming off the young kid working it almost bulldozed me out of the door.

I turned and said I remembered I had to get something out of my truck and to bring out my paperwork when he got it

Wow.

I have a Australian buddy that lives on a sailboat / shower optional and pretty much puts Curry on his Captain Crunch that doesn’t smell that BAD.

 

I got my first speeding ticket in 30 years a couple months ago Michigan in my company semi.

I was in shorts and shirt and barefeet. Sat and chatted with the female state officer through the open passenger door. She didn’t say a thing about my barefeet

 

yep..

Fuel and a quick shower only. I can’t risk losing my hood to a mega fleeter either.

 

I thought you just lay up on the dash in the sun.

 

I picked up a long sleeve button up plaid from a TA in Commerce City. It's made out of pajama material but still looks professional. I wear it all the time. It looks good worn with jeans. Believe me its hard for me to find nice clothing comfortable enough for me to wear. I wish I bought the other colors.

 

Sometimes over night. Not as much anymore. Been getting used to jeans and got tired of climbing to my bunk and changing for each pick up to change. Started leaving them on and drove today and no picking, itching, or wedgies! They are baggy carpenter style ones.

 

Sorry, Officer. I drive for Knight and it’s part of the uniform. Visor fell down on my helmet and I lost control.

 

So your waiting to unload at the dock, and this guy walks up to check in........What do you say/do? Ready Set......GO!