Next time you get ready to piss on the parking lot.

If you're gonna piss outside, at least do it on the grass.

 

I can't when them dogs is watchin

 

Don't mention a video. We'll have scottie posting a video on the proper way to pee on the right side of the tractor.....

 

Don't forget to hit the Windows !

 

A buddy of mine got caught taking a piss outside in a alley next to a dumpster in downtown Detroit and he had to register as a sex offender. For pissin outside I couldn't believe it myself but yeah it's true. So be careful. Also did you know that if you get caught pissin on someone's else's car, truck, van, boat trailer, ECT tire that you can be charged with criminal mischief of property. What a world....

 

I was coming back from Sam Margerita which is a tiny coastal town in Italy a few years back. One road in and out major highway though.

Traffic stops because of a big wreck. The Italians didn' t hesitate for a second to whip it out and take a squirt, men and women alike, it was like a social thing.

 

Hahaha, just marking their territory. Well when in Rome...

 

The Europeans don't convent modesty or value privacy like we do

 

So I guess fertilizin the drives is bad too?

 

yeah that's why the clever drivers go take their water cans around to someone else truck.