No truck should drive over 50 mph in heavy rain

It's a start, I'll admit that much. But I've seen things... and sorely wish they could be unseen

 

Do they have customers, appointments, and dispatchers?

 

How did I miss this gem of a thread?!?!

His cocaine thread is great too

 

you were taking one of MY naps.....

now i gotta nap twice as much the next 3 to 5 days.

 

I was drinking with my homies 13 years ago and a fat girl threw herself onto my man parts. How do I get out of the child support system?

 

get a vasectomy..???

and marry that girl...she's bundles of fun.

 

That won’t help now. You guys are useless. I will PM DAX. He will know what to do.

Wait....it’s starting to rain. I need to shut the phone off. People that use phones during storms increase their chances of getting struck by lightning by 647%.

 

wow....my mom used to say that (about the phone) she would hang up no matter who you were....

thanks mom, i only had to dial 47,000 numbers (the old ATT long distance phone cards) to call you

 

I also had a knife throwing buddy toss a joint into my lips. Then another buddy who was a pyromaniac had a lighter and can of hairspray and lit it from 6 feet away. Then another buddy who was a practical joker who I didn’t know was there snuck up behind me and scared the Christ out of me, which in turn made me inhale.

I totally understand having coke thrown around. We need to show more compassion.

 

This is gonna one of those infamous threads.