Officially A Trucker Now !

Come Back after Dark and you will see even more of them glowing in the dark...10/10 Hello Come in

 

You get some how hot was she 1 / 10

 

Hopefully you just seen her and didn't seeee her!! Lol

 

You never forget your first, do ya? Someone pass me the tissues........

 

Wait till' you see a trucker get busted for unknowingly soliciting vice. They do sting operations all the time at the Pilot and the Loves in Houston, TX. Saw a JCT cowboy get his rig towed in January. Not cool...

I thought we only spoke English on TTR...

 

was that Ebonics or what?

 

Lot lizards, yeah okay. Had a a slim good looking one working the TS in S. Mich. Slim and attractive til she got to my door, way twitchy. On speed was my guess. Gave her a wave, "NO". She moved on.

Did my 10 at the rest area just S. of Portland on I-5 then started my pretrip at 1:00am. Microwaved my mornin cup of Joe. Knocked it into my inverter. Took it out with a puff of smoke. Great start to my day. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a 4-door mint green Lincoln cross my hood the wrong way. OH CRap, here we go, I thought.
Sure enough he pulls up right next to me, turns on his interior light, slides over to the passenger seat and proceeds to go to town on himself.
Wanted to call the PoPo on this guy but was under time thing. So I did what any self respecting trucker would do.
Yanked on the air horn until he left. Bout 14 secs. Not sure if I gave a heart attack or the best O his life.
Delivered ontime that day. Ended up at the Baker City Truck Corral, nice place. Good food and company.
Trucking, it is what it is................

 

Lot lizards are marriage suicides, career suicides, and quite hazardous to your health, safety, and well being.

 

English and HOUNDOG