OK People.... Here’s the expert...

Being a huge ###### is definitely the #1 preexisting condition. This just happens to be our specialty here in the US!

Hell, go to any pilot where the parking lot is much further away than usual and you'll find that the fuel island is packed 2 or 3 trucks deep because almost all of the drivers are too ####ing lazy to park and walk 100 feet to go inside and grab 2000 calories of straight up garbage ### food. Even the non obese drivers are diligently working on becoming the standard huge fat ### driver.

Pull up to any walmart and you'll see the entrance constantly blocked up with vehicles full of monstrous lard ##### dropping off beastly family members incapable of walking 30 steps from a parking spot to the entrance. Everyday all day long all over the US.

Drive through towns on US routes where there are signs everywhere to watch out for children, when in fact there are no children anywhere outside. They can take those signs down. The kids don't need signs out here in our world because they haven't really been outside in a couple decades.

Then everybody loses their minds and can't believe that a few hundred thousand of the nations most unhealthy are dying of what comes down to a breathing disorder.


What a surprise!!!

 

It could only be worse in Wisconsin. We originated the term obese. I try and park as far away as I can, ride my bike everyday if I can, and I'm simply flabbergasted at how lazy people are, a bunch of marshmallows. I think there may some merit to the face coverings and sanitation to hold off flu cases, but COMPLETELY? This "pandemic" has been overblown by the internet, remember before computers, people died of "natural causes"? I suppose that's too vague for the internet today.

 

Oh man I remember people dying of natural causes, (I know I’m showing my age here), I had nearly forgotten it though.