Oldnewbie, not a Swiftie as of approx 1430CST today!

Good thing you are building a workshop in the basement to go hide out in !!!!

 

Hey chucky boy....I do not recommend you try to achieve my "celibacy standing" this soon!

Significance gave me a reprieve last night.....NO NOTHING GOOD..just information.....anyway, on her calender it was never 2016 or beyond...it was 2015! So I asked what happened to 2013 and 2014?... she said she was only going "with the flow"...to which I replied..."I thought you were finished with your periods"....she said...."that covers 2013, care to confirm 2014?"

I can't win....so back to the weed eater for the day!

 

Using a weed-eater to moderate your celibacy crisis is rather a drastic step Otter.



If you ever do get past 2015, perhaps Her Significance would appreiciate at least a "stub" remaining to work with?

 

USELESS TRIVIA?

And just what are you inferring...."remaining"...never heard the term "lose it from lack of use"?

The vibration holding the handle/throttle is "stimulating"!

 

Gotta quit abusing yourself with that weed-eater pal!

 

I had a 'call in" once...the company i drove for allowed me to listen to recorded phone call....the woman that called in complained that, and I quote, "the dumb guy would not move out of my way so I could get on the interstate"..after the conversation went on, it was determined that she didnt know exactly where she was, just somewhere in WV, and she only knew the trl number. my explanation was, if it was west virginia, perhaps I was climbing a hill, and no way was I going to move to hammer lane at 40 mph because she cant operate the gas pedal in her car.
after a few minutes of complaining to saftey the woman said she was calling the better business burea, because, and again i quote, "thats not a good way to conduct business"

 

We all find ingenious or constructive ways to amuse ourselves...................don't we?

 

I'm a 4 wheeler, and it is my perception that most people do not know how to merge into traffic from an on-ramp. Many seem to think traffic on the interstate should come to a stop and allow them to enter the highway.

It could also have been possible you had a car or 3 on the other side of you that she couldn't see and you were unable to move over for her highness to enter the highway.

 

Buenos Suerte old man