Poor alligator is going to die because idiots can't listen to the rules.

They are. Grab you the tasty snack, wrap in a instant and squeeze just a little bit waiting for you to exhale. Squeeze a little more you cannot inhale you do it anyway. Squeeze squeeze squeese with enough torsion to snap any and all bones in your body for eventual chomping and gulping whole. But first you stop breathing. Then they bite into you at one end and start hawking your body in more dead than alive on your way out. You are dead anyway.

 

My favorite is the Florida Panther Hiking Trail on highway 29 to Immokalee. Here kitty kitty...

 

A panther is the one animal I have never seen. I've seen everything else, Gators obviously, all kinds of big lizards, huge freaking snakes, sharks, scorpions but never a panther. Not that I spelled it all out I just realized Florida is the Australia of America..... everything can kill you here lol.

 

You Florida guys don't have a gator problem. You have a Yankee problem. For Pete's sake your shooting the wrong one!

 

Did we just become best friends? Lol

 

LMAO. I know man. Some of us feel your pain.

 

Take the Canuck with the .317 BAC out huntin' some pythons. I'm sure Canada would be happy to get rid of him. I'd rather share Florida with Gators than snowbirds anyday.

 

They aren't even snowbirds anymore I think they all stayed. I live halfway between Disney and Clearwater Beach so it is always packed with em here. I do however take guilty pleasure in everyone coming here during the summer without realizing this is tropical...we have a rainy season. Saved up all year to spend two weeks getting rained on lol.

 

Yep, they stayed alright. Then the disfunctinal parents to the North sends the disfunctinal kids to live with the grandparents and make everyone in FLA the butt of jokes. Not enough Gators to clean up the mess.

 

The population here in Florida is definitely growing rapidly. The construction out your way makes it glaringly evident. We're over on the east coast in Martin County, pretty quiet here during summer. HUGE flocks of snowbirds come here but they're all gone now. Summer here is awesome, the roads and stores seem empty & it's enjoyable to drive around. People definitely underestimate the weather here during summer. We love it here in Florida!