Powdered Egg Shortage In Nashville

Eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

It's eggcellent. I bet everyone is eggcited over me sharing that.

Time to Eggit stage left.

I'll probably end up in shell for these jokes. I'd find that rather eggravating.
This post really cracked me up.

All these jokes, sure do make me egghausted.

That's all for today, Yolks!

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

I have never seen eggs on S.O.S. And I would be the 2nd to know, after the cook.... followed IMMEDIATELY by whoever is unfortunate enough to be downwind.

 

I take it we would both prefer you not join me for a plate of Loco Moco?

"Loco moco is a dish featured in contemporary Hawaii cuisine. The traditional loco moco consists of white rice, topped with a hamburger patty and brown gravy, and finally a sunny-side up fried egg."

Loco moco - Wikipedia

 

not unless you're in the mood for the place to smell like a refinery for a while... I once triggered an H2S sniffer in the cab of a work truck. Eggs, Cabbage, Beans... I would have been fine were it not for the eggs.

 

never had sos without 2or 3 sliced boiled eggs in the mix . Btw you should try a couple of pickled eggs washed down wih a mickeys big mouth , better than bear spray lolol !

 

Driver of all the ways to go out. It would be embarrassing to have died from breathing too much arse gas. Im sure they would be laughing until they farted when filling out the COD on the Death certificate.