Questions to ask potential employer?

What is the meaning of life?

 

LOL! I had a driver like that, he played poker, on line. Always late, and filthy, I fired him.

 

Where is the Men's Room?

 

Hair or Piss

 

Will any of the office girls show and, or give up some leg. That has to be top of the list. If the answer is no, why waste your time with any of the other stuff? Just move on to the next company.

 

Will you put that in writing?

 

Answer,"We don't discriminate, everyone uses the same filthy drivers room restroom."
"Why is the restroom filthy?"
"The drivers seem to want it that way."

 

If I get throwed in jail for buy-n dope n ##### at a sleezy motel down by front street will you get me out? Will you tell my ol lady? Will I get fired?

 

do your trucks look cool, because i wanna look cool.

 

Do the trucks have limiters?