Quitting under a load??

Walk in the office and start vomiting; "Don't get near me, I think I have the flu." Rush toward the restroom; "Oh, no, I have diarrhea!"
They'll give the load to someone else and this is your chance to take a couple days off, then quit.
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Don't forget to recreate a disgusting amount of wet passing of gases from the body, make sure you lean into the hollow towel rack before you do that.

YOU WILL be sent home by everyone determined not to be ever in the same air you are breathing.

Don't forget to hollar, AWWW I &^%$ My pants my effing pants... one time. (Run out of bathroom holding your undone belt slightly bent over and running on a fake limp complaining about how that material is running down your leg.)

he he he. I call it Psyops.

And *Drumroll please....

Stagger to the nearest dispatchers desk from the side. Slam into it with your pelvis and bend over doing dry heaves all over his mound of papers and computer keyboard.

THEY WILL toss you out on your ### right quick.

Im so bad...

 

Have you ever tried this before?

 

No. Can also buy fake diarrhea; it's available on Google.

 

deliver it, drive the truck straight back, quit.

 

If its that bad and you despise them, then drive the truck into yard , park it and go home. Why should you give a crap how they feel about it when they dont care for you. Obviously just dont use them as a job reference and its like you were never there. Move on

 

Good advice for TigerShark.

 

If it is a good reason just walk in and tell them; your truck and load are in the yard, see you later if you change your ways.

They can't do a #### thing; if they hold you captive then you have a suit.