Scientists Predict Diseases by Analyzing Tongue

Syphilis. Gonorrhea. Herpes. Chlamydia....

 

That is amazing ! Also reasonably economical to be put on a site where we could just stick out our tongue and take a pic, give our email and get a diagnoses. However it may be implemented in other countries right away, but something tells me , US will have to do years of costly research, and then find a way to charge us a fortune to use it. Time will tell. Thanks Chinatown, very interesting.

 

Syphilis, ghonerriah, aids, herpes, you name it- seems like my doctor found one giant super disease with every known std to man in it and the only thing he can prescribe for it is pancakes!!
It's the only thing they can slide under the door...

 

Things must be slow in the recruitment dept. again,

 

Variety is the spice of life.....

 

Tongue testing, spit and blood testing.

Also sh_it testing, where people drop a deuce on a piece of wax paper, scrape some of it into a vial of water and send it off to the lab for testing and EARLY DETECTION OF DISEASE. It's the wave of the future.

You heard it here on TTR first.

 

I'd probably take my chances with a tongue like that.

 

Yeah, the last time I went to the doctor he told me to just leave my underwear with his nurse!? I said what the heck for? He said I need a stool and urine sample.