Serious replies onley, not a parody thread

Was one of your wheels bent or hubs leaking preventing you from sliding the tandems back to eliminate the tail swing or were you too focused on a blue car in the parking lot and not paying attention to your trailer in the mirrors?

 

You get a pass only if you were jamming out to the original while wearing those Adidas.

 

Options? Seppuku.

 

You should have called the federal marshals, they would have given you assistance. They can block all the roads in town, then give you permission to run over anything in the way.

 

Ive only been rearended twice by the other drivers footwear getting stuck on the accelerator 2x... though both times it was their high heels...

(True story, both were at same intersection exactly 1 week apart, to the hour, same color and make of car hit us both times)