Shocked We've Gone This Long

Obviously this young man's last name must have been either Knight, Moyes, or England.

 

Well, I've heard where the drug mules hide it. That choice may make it difficult to drive for 11 hours. Then there is the whole retrieval issue...

 

I keep hearing about rollover accidents and how they affect your hireability. Why would an employer care if you fall out of bed or sleep dial your smartphone? Please help.

 

I cant wait to get out of school so i can pick out a brand new truck one with leather an a 42 in flatscreen. but i do have two questions 1. who has the best pot, lot lizzards or truck stops ? 2. How much oil do i need to keep in my fuel tanks ?

 

I am WAY too guillible. I thought you guys were serious, until I read the CR England entry (post #8 I think)

 

Oh crap. I thought this was serious as well.

So you mean there aren't any young hot lot lizards who are wildly attracted to middle aged hermit truckers?

 

…just their wallets.

 

Noooo ! Bad driver! U had to go there huh?

 

if I become a truck driver, will I ever have to learn to drive in reverse????

 

Think DOT would get pissed at me if I rolled across a scale on 18 doughnuts instead of tires?