Shocked We've Gone This Long

Can anyone tell me how to get to my shipper from where I am now? My cell phone gps is not working right now. I'm not really sure where I am but I see a big T.A. sign if that helps. Thanks.

 

HIGH-ya...hi-ya, HIGH-ya...hi-ya (knee rises and footfalls to the beat of tom-toms) : 0)

 

just go under that bridge in front of ya marked 11'0...its ok you will fit, i looked up where you are on MY gps and it told me its a truck friendly route....

 

wow.....wow.....wow.....wow......wow....wow....wow...wow...wow.....wow....wow.....wow....wow.....wow....owo...oops.....wow......wow.....wow....wow.....wow.....anybody get it.......

 

explain plz

 

So I just ran over some idiot at the local truck stop (or crash & bash). If I toss the body up on the trailer, do I have to tarp it? And what are the securement rules? Chains, or can I get by with just using straps?

Darn him to heck for wandering around in his bright orange safety vest while I'm doing 50mph in the parking lot with my Jakes screaming and my high beams on, anyway! I gotta go!

 

Just use Duct Tape

 

LMAO! After looking at the link, I couldn't stop laughing at the mass amount of gag idea's to use on new drivers. Back when I was in training, my CDL instructor kept a matching steering wheel that was in our Century. While asleep one day, he stopped and got fuel and pulled it from the side box and this dude is a prankster. Never woke me up during the stop so we get rolling again. He reaches back and opens the curtain and starts banging on the front of the bunk with the old wheel telling me it was my turn to drive. I about #### a brick and had a heart attack once I realized what it was. He couldn't stop laughing to save his life. That was a joke I got pwned with.

 

I am 5'8" 320 lbs and more diabetic than Wilfred Brumley, why won't anyone hire me? It's not fair, I am being discriminated against?

 

After putting up with all that bull hockey training at Swift I finally got into my own truck, and you know what!!????? SWIFT TRUCKS ARE SLOW!!!!! They say "SWIFT" on them, but they are really really really SLOOOOWWWW!!!!!

Can I sue for false advertising?????