Shocked We've Gone This Long

Missj that is what it is for! Thanks for playing!

 

What do you guys think about doing shrooms on a 34? I won't be driving, but I'll be really bored and think its a good idea.

and what about throwing in some coke and a handful of Percocet washed down with a 12 pack?

Would my my company get mad, even tho I'm on a 34?

 

How many times can I fill up my pickups tank with my Comdata card before my company catches it?

 

This. Is. The. Greatest. Thread. Ever.

 

ohhhh mr sunshine is here.....

 

What??? It's not my fault! I was just a little drunk and I smoked 2 joints. That was it. So what I didn't do my log book ( that's something you young guys will have to look up) and I didn't weigh my load. How was I supposed to know I would have been heavy on the drives!! It's the DOT they are trampling on my civil rights by making me do a drug test and follow the rules!! Do you think Prime will hire me?

 

I got distracted while reading this thread behind the wheel. I think I accidentally blew a light or two.
just now I noticed a couple of cruisers behind me and I can hear a helicopter too.
should I pull over? or should I throw away my crack pipe first?
does anybody know any decent attorneys in my area?

 

Pull over? Are you CRAZY!?!?!? Those cruisers can only go 300-400 miles if they've got a full tank. You can easily out run them!

 

Don't pull over till they throw the stop sticks, I guess that is a series of stop signs that help you slow down oor something, the lights they have on are just to warn others of your presence not to alert you to stop, Don't even stop when the choppers light is blinding you then you can blame that on the lights you blew through! and sake off those extra cars attached to your DOT bumper before the stop signs get there or you will be in deep trouble!.

 

jus foun dis site and wanna tell yall that dg tranzport down in gumshoe, nowhere will screw u on der lease. joelean in da office is a bacstabin lieer and day make u run ilegel in junk truck ben out her 28 years and dey tha werst eva.