Should I brave the Flying J for a free slice of pizza?

i do not believe i ever saw a stark-naked bald cat.

i have however seen a hairy, short legged male midget, wearing a tu-tu on July 4th, a few years ago.

 

I say no. It's simply a soft sell...6,

 

Be sure to pull into the only open fuel island. Park go in and enjoy the free slice take a dump. Flirt with the cashiers. Don't worry about blocking the lane nobody cares

 

Is there any other way to do it?

 

I would stop for a free slice of pizza just out of principle. I like Flying J pizza when its fresh

 

@Fajo ..... as devious as I can be, I acknowledge your mad skillz. What an ambush ! ....We're just ambling through this thread which has turned benign with a bunch a concerned parents having a PTA meeting ...... then Bam !!! ..... that pic is brutal, dude !

 

I guess I'm missing why "bravery" is involved at flying j. And what are all the things that it entails. Flying j isn't any better or worse than any other truck stop chain. They are all overcrowded, with generally crummy food. Over the years, I've had my truck hit 3 times in truckstops. Not once did it happen in a flying j or a pilot. Just be the pro driver you can be, and enjoy your pizza.

 

Someone posted it in another thread, I figured it might be Canned Spam but had to post it for proper verification before he tried to enter a flying J.