Simulated “day in the life” and simulated firing

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  1. MericanMade

    MericanMade Heavy Load Member

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    My new custom trailer was finally ready to be picked up after 13 excruciating weeks of waiting. I had to drive 5.5 hours to the Douglas, GA, factory to get it. I figured it would be a good test to see how I liked the life of a trucker.

    So, up at 3:30 am CST, dressed, teeth brushed, chickens taken care of, out the door with no coffee and wheels turning by 4 am.

    An hour down the road on I-10, I’m slapping my face when my eyes start crossing. I then start focusing on the low back pain I inexplicably got a couple days before for no apparent reason other than the fact that I wore long pants for the first time this year.

    The lower back pain has been screwing with my sleep big time. Not only that, but an important appointment the next morning usually prevents me from getting a good night’s sleep due to fear of over sleeping. That was good simulation of a fatigued trucker whose sleep has been disrupted.

    Anyway, the back pain helped keep me awake while I bent, twisted, and thrust in the seat trying to get a little relief.

    The beautiful twilight helped keep me awake, and I was able to go from Pensacola to Tallahassee safely while I cursed all the truckers—because you told me to—parked on exit ramps and on ramps. Dozens and dozens of them. Everywhere. Arseholes!

    Finally, a trucker’s favorite breakfast: Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit and a large coffee. As the caffeine began coursing through my veins, and my hunger was satiated, the miserable grogginess went away, leaving only the back pain and now throbbing knees to occupy my mind. If I could only stretch my leg out in between the gas pedal and brake pedal...ah, there we go...feels good...hope a deer doesn’t jump in front of me.

    Interstates pretty much suque, but I really enjoy the back roads through the rural south. Quaint little towns with old brick streets, acres of rusting, derelict farm tractors for sale or salvage, endless fields of cotton ready to be harvested, abandoned boiled peanut stands, Dollar Generals. Hey, this isn’t too bad. Second big cup of coffee and I’m alert and enjoying the drive.

    I paid for the trailer, did a pre-trip and discovered that only the right turn signal worked, but apparently I wasn’t holding my mouth right when I plugged in the Bargeman, because the yard worker unplugged it, blew on it, and plugged it back in. Worked perfectly after that.

    Same experience on the backhaul, except now the four-wheelers were out in force on the interstate. I’m governed at 65 mph because I don’t trust Chinese trailer tires that tend to explode and wreck your fender above that speed, but bunched-up groups of cars going 15 miles over the speed limit, jockeying for position buzzed me every mile of the way back. I also got buzzed from behind by semi’s doing 75 and waiting until the last possible moment to move to the passing lane.

    Now, I’m three hours from home, my back, elbows, and knees are throbbing from sitting for so long. I want to stop and stretch out, but I remember the admonition to “keep your left door shut.” I press on further, but by 2 pm, I need some comfort in the form of an Arby’s Greek gyro sandwich and curly fries. Calories expended today sitting in a truck: 1575. Calories consumed: 3200.

    I tightened the lug nuts, did a walk-around, fueled up, and continued down the road.

    About 45 minutes from home, my right gluteus maximus starts cramping up a little. Awwww! Knees, elbows, low back, and now my arse muscle! And my 11 hour clock is about to run out!

    Fifteen minutes from home, my 11 is done. I say, screw it, and PC the rest of the way home. After doing a pretty darn good blind side back and shutting down, I finish the rest of my 14 sipping on a bourbon and coke, made a social media post that my company spies saw. I was fired via text message before my first drink was done.

    Seriously, I don’t think I could repeat that over and over and over for weeks at a time. Takes a special breed. I salute you all.

    Here’s my new rig. Matches my truck pretty nicely. I’ll deliver a big set of cabinets I sold recently. And remember, if you’re backing up, you’re getting paid (except in the case of flatbeds and car carriers IIRC).

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  3. tommymonza

    tommymonza Road Train Member

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    After I started driving my company Western Star 4900 I could not stand a trip over a 100 miles in my Nissan Pathfinder.

    I did a round trip from Michigan to Florida and that was the last straw.

    Decided I wanted to get my but back into the seat of a Chevy full size conversion van again after being without one for 7 years.

    Rides like a Cadillac and you can stretch out in the drivers seat not to mention crash out in the comfy bed I built in the back of it.

    When I drove my semi and now my van I try not to go for more than 2 hours before pulling over and stretching.
     
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  4. AKDoug

    AKDoug Medium Load Member

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    Not to start a truck battle, but when I went from my Chevy to my Ram my driving discomfort disappeared. Right between the two is my Pete. I slammed out a 5000 mile 5 day trip in April to pick up a new company goose neck from Alaska to Minot, ND and back with zero issues. I couldn't get 400 miles a day in my Chevy without feeling crippled.
     
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  5. AModelCat

    AModelCat Road Train Member

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    I've found the newer vehicles are just too comfortable. At least with my first pickup it rode like a lumberwagon and handled like garbage. Kept me alert and awake. My new pickup I'm lucky to make it more than an hour or so without getting fatigued and tired out of sheer boredom.
     
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  6. Hazmat Cat

    Hazmat Cat Medium Load Member

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    no
     
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  7. wis bang

    wis bang Road Train Member

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    Every GM pickup I've owned eventually developed a 'low' spot under the right cheek making any long trips painful. It's a Chevy thing...and I'm on my last one now....
     
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  8. tommymonza

    tommymonza Road Train Member

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    My Chevy Van with a top of the Line conversion by Explorer has seats are the most supportive and comfortable seat I have ever driven.

    My company 4900 had a brand new Legacy in it that was comfortable. What made that truck comfortable was the massive foot well. I used the heater box for a footrest.
     
  9. Deadwood

    Deadwood Heavy Load Member

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    Do you use some kind of Noisemaker App on your phone that randomly annoyingly buzzes and chirps like the lane assist programs do?
     
  10. tommymonza

    tommymonza Road Train Member

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    Nope. Either jamming to the 1200 watt 12 speaker system on those long stretches or listening to comedy.

    Why?
     
  11. Deadwood

    Deadwood Heavy Load Member

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    People are creatures of habit. You might miss all those annoying buzzes and chirps.
     
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